Wednesday, August 09, 2006
Hiss or Miss
I had one of those early morning dreams and it was crazy! It all had to do with the cat, Edgar. He was not in the dream, but he was the cause of the dream. His name is Edgar..& he is 12 years old. He has a big attitude problem,always has. Mean as the devil himself! Only a lap kitty to one person, and he sneers at others looking disgruntled most of the time. He was named after Edgar Allen Poe. He's fluffy, black and beige striped, with big chartreuse eyes. A dark cat with a dark heart. He looks like a cat that would be woven into one of Poe's stories.When he goes to the vet, he is Edgar Drayton. So, I have painted an image of the cat....Hateful cuss. He's quite the old grandpa kitty with major attitude, like a mean old man with a chip on his shoulder. A disgruntled old bastard.
~The Dream~
I was searching for my dream man throughout a maze of a hospital and I just couldn't find him! I was running through the hospital up and down flights of stairs and around corners looking for this dream guy. It was like I was taking the physical challenge to find this man. I was madly,deeply in love and I had to tell him! I was on a mission through and through. I wanted my secret out and I was going to profess everything I felt for him for the last 10 years! Imagine the emotions swarming through my mind as I was swimming through a sea of hospital gurneys and I.V. tubes to get to my true love. I was ramming into faceless blue scrubs. I was set out to proclaim my undying love for him and I couldn't find him in the labyrinth hospital. I was frantic because I had to get there first...it was like a race, and if I didn't get there ,then he would never know about me and I wouldn't exist .
Finally, after skimming the crowd, I found him! The dream guy was on the top floor all along and he was waiting in line...It was a long line, like a mile long. It was the type of line that you wait in when your going to buy movie tickets, with the big lightbulbs outlining the booth and old fashioned movie posters plastered to the walls. The booth was far ahead of us. The dream guy had tears streaming down his face, so naturally I put my arms around him to embrace him. It was magicical, not a word was spoken. Silence.....
UNTIL.... this irritating sound was coming from somewhere in the line ahead of us. It was a "Meow" and this "Meow" would occur every 30 seconds. So, it was really annoying, and ruining my romantic movie-like moment. I realized it was a cat and it just became so freaking annoying while everyone else was waiting so patiently and quietly in this long line. I turned around from my romantic embrace to see where this noise was coming from. The Meow sounded again. At that point I was mad. I yelled towards the Front of the line.
" Shut Up, We Know!" ....And then turns around a lady cat standing in line like a real person on two legs! A white fluffy cat dressed in a big floral print desk, rimless spectacles, a granny purse, and a straw Easter hat. The lady cat turned and just stared at me like I was so rude with a piercing glare. A disgruntled glare like Edgar! I'm looking at the cat, like what the hell are you, and where did you come from? I'm astonished!
Then, after the stare down the meowing stops and my dream guy literally picked me up like I didn't weigh anything and carried me up another flight of stairs....Then I woke up...And Edgar was the one meowing like that every so often this morning in REALITY...Damn annoying cat ruined my would- have- been- romatic dream!
~The Dream~
I was searching for my dream man throughout a maze of a hospital and I just couldn't find him! I was running through the hospital up and down flights of stairs and around corners looking for this dream guy. It was like I was taking the physical challenge to find this man. I was madly,deeply in love and I had to tell him! I was on a mission through and through. I wanted my secret out and I was going to profess everything I felt for him for the last 10 years! Imagine the emotions swarming through my mind as I was swimming through a sea of hospital gurneys and I.V. tubes to get to my true love. I was ramming into faceless blue scrubs. I was set out to proclaim my undying love for him and I couldn't find him in the labyrinth hospital. I was frantic because I had to get there first...it was like a race, and if I didn't get there ,then he would never know about me and I wouldn't exist .
Finally, after skimming the crowd, I found him! The dream guy was on the top floor all along and he was waiting in line...It was a long line, like a mile long. It was the type of line that you wait in when your going to buy movie tickets, with the big lightbulbs outlining the booth and old fashioned movie posters plastered to the walls. The booth was far ahead of us. The dream guy had tears streaming down his face, so naturally I put my arms around him to embrace him. It was magicical, not a word was spoken. Silence.....
UNTIL.... this irritating sound was coming from somewhere in the line ahead of us. It was a "Meow" and this "Meow" would occur every 30 seconds. So, it was really annoying, and ruining my romantic movie-like moment. I realized it was a cat and it just became so freaking annoying while everyone else was waiting so patiently and quietly in this long line. I turned around from my romantic embrace to see where this noise was coming from. The Meow sounded again. At that point I was mad. I yelled towards the Front of the line.
" Shut Up, We Know!" ....And then turns around a lady cat standing in line like a real person on two legs! A white fluffy cat dressed in a big floral print desk, rimless spectacles, a granny purse, and a straw Easter hat. The lady cat turned and just stared at me like I was so rude with a piercing glare. A disgruntled glare like Edgar! I'm looking at the cat, like what the hell are you, and where did you come from? I'm astonished!
Then, after the stare down the meowing stops and my dream guy literally picked me up like I didn't weigh anything and carried me up another flight of stairs....Then I woke up...And Edgar was the one meowing like that every so often this morning in REALITY...Damn annoying cat ruined my would- have- been- romatic dream!
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