Chicken Lips

Shark attack! Will was given a baby shark..One of those souvenir dead sharks from Myrtle Beach that's in a jar full of some blue poisonous liquid to preserve it. Formaldehyde? The thing is just hideous! It's a dead shark and it looks like it's smiling at you and staring at you with dead eyes. It's very creepy. And to top it all off, he must take it everywhere with him! It "slept" on his night stand last night and he kept pointing the flash light at the thing. Extra creepy in the dark with a spot light on it. Murky and creepy and just hideous!! If he drops the jar...ooohhh I can't even think about it. You know I will not be cleaning that up! & who gives a kid a dead souvenir anyway? Here kid, go play with a dead thing. I can't fathom. & I hate fish.. I detest fish. So, Will's knew love is sharks. & do you know what my mother did? She kept this a secret from me too..She let him watch JAWS!! This was months ago. Who in their right mind lets a 4 year old watch JAWS?? Her retort was that he told her that he'd already seen it before and that it didn't scare him. Oh, okay Mom believe the four year old. He's a little con in the making. Must put a stop to that one. Jaws? C'mon. That's like saying..Here kid..Go watch Night of the Living Dead. Have fun.
Well, Maybe not Night of the Livivng Dead, but this could really affect him..He'll think that Jaws is in the pool with him like I did as a kid. I couldn't go swimming by myself. Kate was always with me. I miss Kate. I was just thinking about her recently. She is apart of almost all of my childhood memories.