Chicken Lips

I know someone who stole hotel towels and hotel toilet paper. It's not even two ply toilet paper....Who does that? AND the part that just really disturbs me is that the towels that were stolen were.......USED and sweaty and damp from the pool area! There is no telling who wiped their nasty ass with those towels. Why do YOU want to take them home? I will gladly buy you some from Big Lots at christmas time Cheapo. It's almost as bad as living off of pork and beans and living with a stock of it like there is going to be a nuclear war attack. Have you ever witnessed people that stockpile food in their bedroom on a book shelf? I have witnessed Bulk Heinz ketchup as well as canned goods sitting on a book shelf in someone's bedroom! I know! I know! But I can't name any names here.....The towels weren't from our room.....they were picked up from the pool area by the nameless culprit who will hopefully never come across this blog ever......Now that's pre- meditated towel stealing if I ever saw any. Security!!!